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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Fashion Tip of the Month: SKINNY JEANS

 

 

Now I know what your probably thinking: ALPHA MALE’S DON’T WEAR SKINNY JEANS YOU MORON!!

Let me just say this…

IF YOU’RE A TRUE ALPHA MALE, YOU COULD WEAR A PAIR OF VAGINA PANTIES AND STILL BE A TOP DOG!

Think about it…..

It takes a serious amount of balls to wear a pair of skinny jeans. If you’re one of those homophobic people who think wearing skinny jeans is gay, than you’ve been seriously mislead my friend. Rock stars wear skinny jeans….…ENOUGH SAID.

If your Asian, chances are you’re probably a slim guy. I believe that the only guy’s that are allowed to rock the skinny jeans are guys that are lean and slender (nothing against the big dudes, but that’s just the way the cookie crumbles baby). Consider yourself lucky if you’re fit enough to wear a pair of skinny jeans.

Women LOVE a man who can rock a pair of skinny jeans. It’s stylish and projects the image that you’re a man who not only has style, but is confident and manly enough to be feminine sometimes. Buy yourself a pair of skinny jeans, you’ll thank me one day =]

 
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